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Men With Hair (Live at Le Clubb Dense, Camborne)

from Bourbon Guerrilla by M.A.S.

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Punky type song about the indignities of hair loss. Recorded "live" in front of an uninvited crowd who refused to wear facemasks throughout. Bless them and pass the hotdogs.

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Men With Hair (Live at Le Clubb Dense, Camborne) 23/05/19

I've had enough of men with hair
they walk around like they don't care
grow it long or cut it short
what's on their heads just can't be bought

Any colour, curled or straight
will impress the ladies on a date
over time it will erase
even though it keeps growin' on your face
and out your ears and down your nose
with them tiny clippers to dispose
enjoy your hair while it's still there
'cause losin' it is so unfair

I had it once it was curly and black
now it's grey and it won't come back
a box of photos is my only proof
of what I'm saying is the truth

Men with hair
you know you're never alone
Men with hair
they never, never share their comb

Receding hairlines can be observed
shiny targets for vindictive birds
if you got a full head of hair
your skull is protected anywhere
don't make a bet for a £100
to keep your cranial lid
it's just a fiction soon to dissolve
another mystery for you to solve

Men with hair
they've got more than their share
Men with hair
ruffle their bouffance if you dare
Men with hair
don't spend long on the telephone
Men with hair
like a disease full blown

Y'know I think I smell a rat
'n if you wanna be a groovy cat
if you wanna get ahead
you're gonna need a hat...'n maybe a tatt...

Men with hair are beyond compare
you can see them almost everywhere
flouncin' about with tidy amounts
on their bonce is where it counts

Men with hair
struttin' down your street
Men with hair
will make your life complete
Men with hair
you know they like to flirt it
Men with hair
it's because they're worth it...

You out there don't despair
the world of science is out to repair
the damage done to ya follicle nest
for you sorry suckers so obsessed...

Men with hair
Men with hair, dadum, dadum, dadum x2

Men with hair !

credits

from Bourbon Guerrilla, released February 21, 2022
Mysteriously Aroused Players : Audience participation
Ray Hill as Trout Moosehead, road manager and Exiteer
Tex Bollinger : Hotdog Salesman
Composed, played and produced by Rob Johnson.

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Mysterious Audio Surgery Helston, UK

The Sonic Adventures of "The Grouch" ~ Discovered The Beatles, blues and psychedelia. Took up the guitar and tape recorder in the 1970's. Composers such as Zappa and Eno illuminate the path. Adopted the computer as a compositional tool.The music is experimental and genre defying, usually instrumental with the odd song emerging. He introduced M.A.S. online in 2015 for the discerning listener. ... more

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