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Mr Rock n' Roll Part 1
04:15
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Mr Rock n' Roll Part 1 29/06/04
I was gurgitatin' just the other day
y'know there has to be a better way
watch the world spiral out of control
maybe it's time to call out Mr Rock n' Roll
Now everyone round here's gotta gun
they like their bang-bang chicken when the turkey's on the run
there ain't no great demand for snide remarks
n' I don't wanna toss next door's poodle to the sharks
if yo' got that boogie deep down in yo' soul
n' you need some traction call out Mr Rock n' Roll
You should never mix politics with sex
coz it'll turn n' bite yo' ass when you least expect
so keep that teepee clean n' hide yo' bizo in a sack
when the Devil comes a'callin' you can send the sucker back
Don't mind his phrasin', him purple hazin'
he so goddam funky his footsteps self erasin'
he got Captain Kirk's phaser set on stun
jus' one notch down from the heat of the sun
an' if that demon's bitin' down on your bowl
that's the time you need a certain Mr Rock n' Roll
You gotta put back what you never put in
go preach that in a sermon in your motel of sin
maybe it's time to show some remorse
it's never too late to let nature take it's course
He come out blazin', him crystal gazin'
he so goddam funky his footsteps self erasin'
he got Captain Kirk's phaser set on stun
jus' one notch down from the heat of the sun
so if that Quasimojo's takin' it's toll
that's the invocation dial-up summon Mr Rock n' Roll
So if yo' skint coz yo' been on the dole
play yo' guitar n' summon Mr Rock n' Roll
beep beep, beep beep yeah
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2. |
Dead Feet Don't Dance
04:59
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Dead Feet Don't Dance 2010
Dead feet don't dance
they just stand there in a trance
dead feet don't dance
they just shuffle off to France
they can't enhance without surgical implants
stalled in their advance
such unhappy circumstance
Dead feet don't dance x2
Dead feet don't dance
they just stand there in a trance
dead feet don't dance
they just shuffle off to France
they can't enhance without surgical implants
stalled in their advance
such unhappy circumstance
if only they were able to dance upon the table
sign to a record label on satellite or cable
dead feet don't move unresponsive to the groove
or strut in any way their boney toes can display
wear no socks or shoes when they fetch up on the news
their bones have got the blues they've more than payed their dues
so dead feet can't dance they never had the chance
to show what they can do
maybe dance all over you
Dead feet don't dance
Hey hey hey hahaha Iieee
Dead feet don't dance
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3. |
Bees Knees
04:55
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None.
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4. |
Goin' Down To Helston
04:17
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Goin' Down To Helston 2007
Well I'm goin' down to Helston
yeah that much is true
yep, I'm really goin' down
to start my life anew
used up all my options
where I was before
in a noddy house in Hertfordshire
with a dinky new front door
Goin' where the weather's fine
all part of god's great design
headin' down that motorway
time I made my getaway
Found myself a house
way up on a hill
needs a little fixin' up
if I can pay the bill
gonna park up my car
fire up my guitar
write me up a mess of blues
underneath the stars
I'm breaking continuity
settin' up home by the sea
I know it's gonna hurt like hell
to leave the folks I know so well
Hey, the way the world is today
global warming on the way
Chinese hoards across the bay
public ignorance on display
load my album on your Pod
with ya mobile you can ring up god
'til it's stolen by some yob
get off the street and get yourself a job
Like a kitchen Porter
Goin' where the weather's fine
all part of god's design
packed up what is mine
one way trip right down the line
Got no time for foot n' mouth
move my carcass way down south
all my friends be welcome here
come on down any time of year
Goin' where the weather's fine
all part of god's great design
got no time for foot n' mouth
move my carcass way down south
down Helston way
Goin' down to Helston x2
Way down south...
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5. |
Devil In The Detail
06:28
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None.
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6. |
Lounge Lizards
05:13
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None.
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7. |
I Spy
04:52
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I Spy 12/09/00
I spy with my red eye
a crimson slash across the sky
oil tax overload
frog prince turns into a toad
cold grey submarine
cobalt tomb for one eighteen
failed Dome enterprise
threatening to embolise
What I see is what I know is
all I hear is holy showbiz x2
I spy
Lab coat nature man
blows his spore across the land
black masked bogeyman
semtex in his sweaty hand
bovine carnivore
all rolling eyes and foaming jaw
priest hole obscenity
"suffer little children unto me"
What I see is what I know is
all I hear is holy showbiz
What I see is what I know is
all I get is holy showbiz
I spy
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8. |
Is This Art?
02:52
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Is This Art? 2002
Is this art?
can you tell me
can you hear me
do you understand what you think I'm saying
Is this art?
Is this art?
does this impart this sordid menu's a la carte?
Won't you tell me
is this art?
am I a tart
or am I here just to shake your fanny
do you mind?
are you blind? Do you care?
can you see something even if it isn't really there
Are you bored?
so self assured
do you feel let down just when you think you've scored?
Will Turner
consume the toast
and other tasty remnants on Tracey Vermin's Bed
Is this art?
Is this art?
Is this a game?
Have my observations been totally in vain?
Is this art?
Is this art?
Can you hack your way through this blizzard
sanctify my Mona Lizard
Is this art?
Give it to me right now
I want art...
Art.
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9. |
Jack's Jazz
05:10
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None.
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10. |
Nip n' Tuck
05:18
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None.
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11. |
Mr Toes
03:22
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None.
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12. |
Mr Rock n' Roll Part 2
05:04
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Mr Rock n' Roll Part 2 02/01/2017
Well, here we are again, 13 years later
and all we got to show is debris from a crater
now we gotta new contender, in his regal splendour
limbering up to crush my Fender
so all bow down to the new head honcho
soon to rid the land of Sancho Poncho
I need to open my fifth of Jack
the only way to get my reason back
we all know he ain't got no soul
requiring deep extraction, callout Mr Rock n' Roll
Now the tide has turned and the seas have burned
and the latest hairstyle has yet to be confirmed
so stay ahead of the scene and keep yer physique lean
keep yo' social media profile spotlessly clean
it's gonna test yer resolve, ya gonna need, to evolve
so if ya wanna crawl outta that hole
use the invocation dial-up, summon Mr Rock n' Roll
He come out blazin', him hypnogazin'
he still goddam funky, his footsteps sef erasin'
you can't follow that
he's where it's at
His gun's are smokin', his frogs a-croakin'
he sniff you out, even when ya tokin'
now, he don't care if ya not his kind
coz if ya color blind you can expand yo' mind
so if you wanna stop bitin' that bowl
make the invocation dial-up, summon Mr Rock n' Roll
it's never too late to spice up that sauce
you just gotta know how to handle the forz...
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Men With Hair (Live at Le Clubb Dense, Camborne) 23/05/19
I've had enough of men with hair
they walk around like they don't care
grow it long or cut it short
what's on their heads just can't be bought
Any colour, curled or straight
will impress the ladies on a date
over time it will erase
even though it keeps growin' on your face
and out your ears and down your nose
with them tiny clippers to dispose
enjoy your hair while it's still there
'cause losin' it is so unfair
I had it once it was curly and black
now it's grey and it won't come back
a box of photos is my only proof
of what I'm saying is the truth
Men with hair
you know you're never alone
Men with hair
they never, never share their comb
Receding hairlines can be observed
shiny targets for vindictive birds
if you got a full head of hair
your skull is protected anywhere
don't make a bet for a £100
to keep your cranial lid
it's just a fiction soon to dissolve
another mystery for you to solve
Men with hair
they've got more than their share
Men with hair
ruffle their bouffance if you dare
Men with hair
don't spend long on the telephone
Men with hair
like a disease full blown
Y'know I think I smell a rat
'n if you wanna be a groovy cat
if you wanna get ahead
you're gonna need a hat...'n maybe a tatt...
Men with hair are beyond compare
you can see them almost everywhere
flouncin' about with tidy amounts
on their bonce is where it counts
Men with hair
struttin' down your street
Men with hair
will make your life complete
Men with hair
you know they like to flirt it
Men with hair
it's because they're worth it...
You out there don't despair
the world of science is out to repair
the damage done to ya follicle nest
for you sorry suckers so obsessed...
Men with hair
Men with hair, dadum, dadum, dadum x2
Men with hair !
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Mysterious Audio Surgery Helston, UK
The Sonic Adventures of "The Grouch" ~ Discovered The Beatles, blues and psychedelia. Took up the guitar and tape recorder in the 1970's. Composers such as Zappa and Eno illuminate the path. Adopted the computer as a compositional tool.The music is experimental and genre defying, usually instrumental with the odd song emerging. He introduced M.A.S. online in 2015 for the discerning listener. ... more
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